Cheezus on stage

J: Mom, do you know Cheezus?

Me: Jesus? Do I know Jesus?

J: Yeah, cause I know Cheezus.

Me: You do?

J: Yeah, I seed him in my eyes. I closed my eyes and sawed the lights and the tv behind my eyes showed Cheezus. So I know Cheezus.

Me: He was on the tv with lights behind your eyes?

J: yep.

Me: oh. cool.