gone to hell, will return shortly

Well, in case anyone is wondering, courtesy of Laid off dad, I've been stuck in the online game version of hell (Warning: do not click unless you are prepared to be sucked in.) for going on three days. It originally made me laugh and kept my interest. That soon turned to bloody knuckles and an addiction that has caused me to google the following: scientology + british bands + karma, Jesus + computer science + poker stars, and levitation + time + statue of liberty. This is not a pretty place people, but I love this fucking game.